.. not with a whimper... but with a fucking "dee dee dee"

[article from Y!buzz]
"Has a hyperactive five-year-old taken over as the director of NASA? It sure seems like it. On Friday morning, an unmanned spacecraft launched in June will crash into the moon's surface. On purpose.

Anyone not named Michael Bay is likely to ask why. Here's the answer: NASA wants to know if the twin impacts of the Lunar Crater Observation and its Sensing Satellite (LCROSS) will reveal any ice or water under the moon's surface.

Finding out shouldn't be an issue. When the twin crafts hit the lunar surface at around 6,000 mph, NASA expects "plumes of moon dust — perhaps full of ice — (to soar) 6.2 miles high above the moon's Cabeus crater."

Anticipation among the earthbound is running high. Lookups on "nasa moon bombing" are scorching the search box. Related queries on "nasa.gov" and "NASA moon mission" are also rocketing skywards. More than a few folks are wondering how much the soon-to-be-destroyed LCROSS costs. Answer: $79 million, according to Christian Science Monitor."




so fucking yeah.... the genious dildos at nasa are gonna blow a hole into the moon... yeeeeeeeeah.... what the fuck are you smoking you psycoitc fuck-wits?!?!?!?!? i seriously hope they know what there doing! the money alone to acomplish this is staggering, but the side affects scare me to death... if this goes wrong they could eigther blow the moon out of the sky or send it flying drasticly out of earth's orbit, eigther way, throwing off our tidal and tectonic balance causings massive tidal waves, earthquakes, rapid temurtaure and weather changes thus wipeing out mankind and its miseriblbe and self destructive existance... and making me late for work... of course all the debris this explosion kicks off could just ONLY rein frirey death on who ever the moon was currently orbiting at the time... oh wait... thats US!!!!! Or maybe just hooray for nothing happening and all of America seeing $79 million of our tax money go right down the fucking drain. so yeah... lets kick start this apocalpyse... or not... but im going back to fucking bed now... -_-' k thx bai!